iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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overlordleaveshiswife:

broblerones:

i really want to see a movie where there is not a single character who is a heterosexual cisgender white guy. not one.

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cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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sassykardashian:

people who answer questions on yahoo answers saying “I’m not doing your hw for you”

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arcticsmonkeygifs:

why arent all arctic monkey videos titled this

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theamazingspiderman:

#InsideJoke

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muffinfreeman:

remember when sherlock nearly told john he loved him before getting on a plane that would take him to a mission that would end in his certain death but he backed out at the last second and then he started crying while on said plane

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jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

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