7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
why does this happen
It’s one in the morning and I will be laughing about this post forever.
being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for c e n t u r i e s
And my personal favorite:
Popcorn guy is my favorite.
okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT
I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.
I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!
The lady pouring soda on the cup was trying to fail so hard and yet barely splashed or made a mess at all XDDD
They’re poisoning them early
Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now
hooray for the ladies
who are using their fame
to get shit done
(not intended to be a complete list)
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing